Soapy
United States
Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
:((
Tokyo, Japan
Mind your own business
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Soapy
Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Anonymous
Australia
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…
Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
jdsksoapy
United States
No cussing
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Top comments
CASoulNYCmind 0
What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.
amy10 0
lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?
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Comments (272)
ZoZo17_fml 0
at first I thought u meant pony tail holder. I didn't know they still put toys in soap bars. and YDI for not being smart enough to CUT IT OUT.
poorjudgement 26
My thought exactly.
ArielTheMermaid 17
this is a MLIA moment
DdontAaskPplease 0
I don't get it....
AstroChameleon 3
Hahaha this is one of my favorite FML's I've ever read.
xxlauryboo 0
is there any point in writing ydi?
techn9nebeast 0
you should have said to get the toy pony out of the bar of soap then maybe people will get what you are saying
BirdIzDuhWord 0
This is an MLIA, my friend.
briissocoollike 8
I WANT A PONY
vieeev 4
Now i feel like my regular soap from a botlle is so boring...
dollFehn 6
they make soap with toys in it?! where the hell do I get one?!