Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
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Top comments
nicknesser 0
Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!
OwNowBrownCow 0
Acting at it's finest
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Comments (175)
kaylanicky_fml 0
haha u should of just walked out naked if he didn't move then then dump him
OriginalPooh01 0
Hopefully your not a fatass trying to look sexy. Hopefully your boyfriend isn't scared of you. YDI for not being lovable. >:D
MrsAgony 6
Omg haha i'd beat my boyfriend up if he did that!
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for spending that much on something that is about to be on the ground anyway. .
LolCandy 27
How rude. An "I'm sorry, I don't feel up to it" would have been infinitely preferable. Acting as if your attempts to show your sexual side are boring? I would have probably dumped him, and I put up with a man who wanted sex less often than every two weeks for nearly three years.
danthehuman 29
Sleepiness at its finest.
danthehuman 29
Absolutely nothing given that day.
danthehuman 29
100$ /=/ instant sexiness
martin8337 36
OP, if it was me, I'd follow you in a New York minute.
WooHooBar 10
He's gay. Definitely gay.