Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of taking me to the doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'd vomited blood. She simply said, “Good” and went back to watching TV. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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zingline89 18
Hope you're feline better.
nickharbut 6
I hope you're alright. :/
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Comments (200)
Explosivewife 0
It's possible that the op was coughing up brownish mucus from being sick. My husband swore he was coughing up blood and when he went to the dr it wasn't blood. They put him on antibiotics and it went away. Maybe op tends to over exaggerate and her mom knows this
SuperGrinder86 0
Did he think it was blood from all the beating he receives from his explosive wife?
AmbrosiaWriter 17
So... even though it wasn't blood, your husband still required medical treatment for it to go away. Therefore, if the OP has the same thing as your husband, she still needs to be taken to a doctor for medical treatment for it to go away. In which case, her mother should still be taking her to the doctor rather than the cat to the vet.
stonephoenix 2
Your mom is a horrible person!
ruairiwright 0
Hope yur alright
Duojet 2
**** your mom. Try to get someone else to take you to the er. I'm pretty sure they have to treat you? And when she gets the ridiculous bill for the er rather than a small one for a regular doc visit you can tell her that's what she gets for putting a freakin cats health before her own daughters!
ChrisG19 0
Dude wtf! Your mom is an idiot! That's cause for an ambulance!
Calyx_fml 22
Your mom is a bad parent.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Just remember, in 30 years, you get to pick her nursing home.
juaqin 2
damn thats terrible dude! thats definitely a cause to go to the ER. also threaten to send her to the cheapest nursing home that you can find for being so cruel
lochlan9 0
You mother is ****** up, you should tell her that and slapped her in the face!!!
phatway12 13
.... You gonna take that shit?