Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of taking me to the doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'd vomited blood. She simply said, “Good” and went back to watching TV. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Hope you're feline better.
nickharbut 6
I hope you're alright. :/
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Comments (200)
PANDALEGIT 8
I wish I had a cupcake
pagullarka 9
You know everybody is talking bad about the mom, reminds the story of the cry wolf, he might have pretended that he was sick so many times that one time he is sick mom didn't buy and made him go to school. just saying
AmbrosiaWriter 17
First off, OP is a girl. Secondly, it's pretty easy to prove if you are coughing up blood or not. A symptom that extreme is pretty damn hard to fake. So even if she did "cry wolf" a lot, would you (if you were the mother) still think she was faking if she came running up to you with a bite mark and mangled arm?
karishmo 2
Jokes on her when she finds you dead the next day.....
Lex_lov3 0
omg i can't believe that! you have one ****** up mom... hope your ok
rayndrop 1
Ur mom is trying to kill u. Run.
FriendlyOtaku 10
I would be getting checked out instead of posting this on FML OP...
imani132 6
Hope it's nothing serious
sxdryv 14
Whatever it is TB or bronchitis or....??? .I suggest you get at least one or more opinions. Don't settle for the 1st diagnosis, just my thought.
Friendzonian 0
Talk about priority confusion. Set yo mama straight!
Cruewhore 5
How's your cat?