Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of taking me to the doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Mom of the year
Today, I told my mom that I'd vomited blood. She simply said, “Good” and went back to watching TV. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Man up
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Great job, Mom!
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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zingline89 18
Hope you're feline better.
nickharbut 6
I hope you're alright. :/
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Comments (200)
SunsFan 0
Tuberculosis? That ain't shit to joke about. I'd take my own self to the doctor.
Honor916 1
spitting up blood and horrible chest pain... you need to see the doc right away and call cps to have a talk with your mom
sabrinamarie3 15
I'm sorry darling :/
sadie0325 2
seriously sounds like pneumonia. go to the doctors :/
catlover5299 18
I've had pneumonia 4 times, and not once have I coughed up blood. OP may have something a lot worse than pneumonia.(The pneumonia I had was serious, I had a temp of 104 and had to go to the ER...)
StephanyTheSheep_fml 4
Cat lady?
AffenKid 9
Let me guess...you've cried wolf too many times. Alas, mother sees through your lies....
MsMeiriona 2
Geez, she couldn't even drop you at the ER on the way to the vet?
Taymah49 7
And how old are you?
Scorn210 1
What a bitch !
wellthatsukx 0
I'm sure cps would love to hear that. Some people...