Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of taking me to the doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'd vomited blood. She simply said, “Good” and went back to watching TV. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Hope you're feline better.
nickharbut 6
I hope you're alright. :/
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Comments (200)
angelofsaturn 23
So apparently Kittums will be the one to look after your mom in her golden years.
hermy77 5
You'll get used to it
simsgirlgem 25
pardon my french but your mom is a bitch
Bludmagnus 13
That is child abuse. No matter your age, picking a cat over a person is just WRONG!!
sissors1234 4
Ur moms a bitch
jjmiller1001 17
Remember next time when you get to school all you have to do is tell the nurse. CPS will make your mom take you to the doctor
doglover100 29
Go to the nurse and she'll probably call the doctor.
retrorewind 13
she's probably on to your bullshit. the blood was probably a tiny bit from "force coughing". I'd say if your ok enough to whine about it on here, then your fine long enough to wait until your mom is back from the vet. besides.... she might have made that appointment a few days ago. ;-)
retrorewind 13
she's probably on to your pussy ass games. you probably spit up blood due to force coughing. if you were really that bad off, you'd think you wouldn't even been able to do anything, school included. your probably 14 - 15 years old and a big pussy at that.
Lycanian 3
Your mom is an inconsiderate ****. Why don't you use that same excuse when she's sick?