Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of taking me to the doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'd vomited blood. She simply said, “Good” and went back to watching TV. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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zingline89 18
Hope you're feline better.
nickharbut 6
I hope you're alright. :/
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Comments (200)
jmoreno 4
Put her in an old folks home as soon as u can
thats_my_job 11
Where they don't accept pets.
JoeLouisBomber 9
Please call 911 i hope this fml is fake because this is actually f***** up.on the other hand isnt it spring break??
MorteEtDabo 5
These days an animal is worth more than a humans life. I'm really sorry OP I hope you're okay
serenek 6
my mum always said "are you on fire? no? are there bones sticking out of your skin? no? then you have to go to school." i think that your mum should have let you stay home while she took the cat to the vet, cats cant take care of themselves when theyre sick.
call_me_love 0
Kick her in the tit
makowiec 11
...Really?
disengaged 6
My mother once sent me to school with my left foot held together with a bandage. It had been cut by an axe between my big toe and the one next to it, all the way through down to about four inches along my foot. I got to school, who sent me to the nurse who drove me to Emergency. When mother fails, seek help elsewhere
thats_my_job 11
Ouch! You just made me cringe. But good point to get someone else to help.
monster_tamer 11
...holy ****... -cringes and shudders-
richieflow 3
That's a sign good luck
SingingOtter 0
Sounds like pneumonia. I would get someone else to take you to the doctor, as soon as possible! Hope you feel better soon.
torianab 7
I hope one of your teachers or any member of the staff, had you transported to the nearest ER. Although, I hope you were not being serious.
greenmen 12
We all have made that excuse so lame. She didnt believed lamest excuse of all
SuperGrinder86 0
Your an asshat!