Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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RamiUSMC 9
you mean ex-boyfriend
PenguinBitch 44
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.
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Comments (103)
Jennaflamingo 14
Screw him!
BrotherPhil 35
With a big strap-on.
anotherbrittany 5
I feel bad and all, but how did the op react is what I really want to know.
cao15 8
haha
cdawgtate 9
What an asshole
robertmil90 10
ouch sorry to hear that
DavidKnows 11
Not so fast....it sounds like she already knew he HAD another GF. I used to have 5 GF's, and 2 of them knew about the others but didn't care. They were only in it for the sex, and were happy not to be smothered w all the bothersome possessiveness.
Ins0mau 20
If they're only in it for sex, they're not actually girlfriends. They're **** buddies.
glitterkuro 18
Having several partners is only okay if they ALL know about each other, you do realise that?
driinkbleach 18
It doesn't sound like she had any idea he had another or gf or it wouldn't be an FML and somehow i doubt that, that sounds like something a kid would say; its just highly unlikely and illogical that one average guy is so attractive, has so much time and is so sneaky to have 5 girlfriends.
Sophie_Hart 9
were they celebrating an engagement party?
glitterkuro 18
Okay, the OP's life definitely sucks, it's sad that her boyfriend is cheating, he's a dick, etc. I still don't think it's okay that she sneaked into his house though. That seems like it's crossing a line. Unless she was given a key and told to come round anytime, in which case that's not really sneaking, just letting yourself into a house. I'm not saying she deserved what happened, just, damn, why is it considered 'romantic' to basically break into your partner's house without their knowledge? I wouldn't find that a nice surprise, I would be creeped out.
ninety 25
It would be creepy if she were sneaking in to watch him sleep or go through his e-mails or sniff his underpants, but not-so-much if they considered each other to be in a relationship with each other and she was doing it solely for the purpose of legitimately surprising him and only on an occasion such as that.
glitterkuro 18
I dunno, if I hadn't given somebody permission, I'd find that creepy. And it seems clear he didn't give her permission, since he obviously was not expecting her.
cappellaaa 23
I'm so sorry! that must have been terrible