Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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RamiUSMC 9
you mean ex-boyfriend
PenguinBitch 44
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.
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Comments (103)
whaaa_minionface 2
Dammmnnn that sucks. Thats a fear of mines though. I hope it never happens to me, I will go to jail.
wormsirms 8
This has happened to me, but I was the second horse. You can't be mad at the second horse. The horse probably didn't know about you. This horse didn't.
xxxkassixxx 8
Dump him please
icepick23 12
Today, I to celebrate my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend, I planned a surprise threesome for her with another girl. She came over early, freaked out and now thinks I have a "second girlfriend"--FML...
crazydave1998 6
plus you, makes three!!!horray for him
KipDynamite 6
Another? Wow I'm surprised you kept him
brandoneyez1 25
I would get the other girl and leave together. Both of you should leave him. Clearly you were less than important to him because he forgot the anniversary and to top it off was cheating, so he has no room in his life for you!
silverstream20 20
Sorry OP. You will find someone who will treat you the way you deserve to be treated. Keep your head up.
jelicia223 5
That's really bad and hurtful. Smh I hope you pull through well.
seriously_wtf22 2
Hope the both of you kicked the crap out of him