Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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RamiUSMC 9
you mean ex-boyfriend
PenguinBitch 44
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.
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Comments (103)
Tymaster5 22
THAT MOTHER ******!
Ins0mau 20
Wow! Plot twist!
perdix 31
"How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me"
ao34501 5
Hopefully he now has no girlfriends and learned a lesson about being a cheating.
Setareh23 34
It'd be nice if that were the case, but I'm not hopeful. If anything he's probably learned to be more sneaky -_- Though I'm glad OP (and hopefully the other girl) got to ditch such a loser early enough.
lovelyohhmee 8
SURPRISE!!!!
awilliams44 9
What a prick. Hopefully they don't have the same anniversary O.O
Senor_Pehdos 5
Sorry OP, as much as it hurts, its better to find out what kind of douche he really was now then several more years down the road. keep your head up you'll find someone worth your time.
qwils 11
I wish I could say I don't know how you feel:( I'm sorry Hun, you'll find a real man someday.
doodlebug33 20
This is why you don't take anniversaries seriously until after you get married
glabberfasted 16
Yes, because THAT is the lesson to be learned here...
Ins0mau 20
Yeah, because cheating never happens when you're married and relationships are never special until you are.
martin8337 36
Awkward!
mjt123 7
Did you kick him in the nuts? Did you slap him? Did you punch his other girlfriend in the boobs? Were you sure to be pissed at him? Did/How did you make it clear that you two were over? Why am I asking the questions? Can anyone answer?