Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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Top comments
RamiUSMC 9
you mean ex-boyfriend
PenguinBitch 44
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.
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Comments (103)
BreathlessInk 15
On the bright side, you can lose 150+lbs of excess weight by dumping him!
macelonel 26
The more the merrier
perdix 31
Which anniversary were they celebrating? If it's >1, you're the "other woman."
Scynistr 20
Was gonna say that she might be the second woman..
olpally 33
Kick him in the nuts and walk out.
dane18 12
Probably for the better
Nvjds 12
if u were a better gf he wouldnt cheat on u
love_me_electric 20
If someone is abusive I'd say they deserve to have their partner cheat on them. If you don't respect your partner, why should they respect you? (I know this isn't what happened in the fml, just responding to 31)
rob02 19
if you're in an abusive relationship you don't cheat, you ******* leave
Setareh23 34
43- what 50 said. Unfortunately abusive people can also be very controlling in relationships, and if you're cheating on him/her they could seriously harm (or even kill) you when they find out. It's best to just end the relationship ASAP. Easier said than done, but necessary all the same.
xTuttie 14
Sucks to be you
noobsatin 19
never show up somewhere uninvited. bad things can always happen.
Zomg_Okay 27
OP now knows she can stop wasting her time with this prick. Doesn't look like it at first glance but this was a good thing.
Dthsapprntc 23
#33, so it would be better for OP to not surprise her now ex-boyfriend ever and instead making sure that he can continue to cheat on her?
EmmaMK 35
It hurts the most when your partner sleeps with someone you are close to or related to.
Futacy 30
Looks like he's got NONE now!