Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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monkeyspark 6
Incest: a game the whole familly can play.
FordPrefect 0
Did your balls touch?
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Comments (210)
CFR 0
I thought you were a girl until I saw your name and I was like "Oh thank God". Really, this would have been MUCH worse if you had been his daughter.
plexico 4
And he had his morning wood going on.
acd23 0
Same here, if it was a girl it would've been more traumatic. But since it's a guy, I don't see the problem, except for the "colliding" part, that was probably pretty awkward.
Gato_fml 0
Lol I thought the poster was a girl by the way he wrote.
Mitzi_doll 0
I thought the same thing tooo!
OneandOnlyOne 0
Glad you aren't a girl. IJS!
inlovewithPosey2 0
IJS?
Amanyyyyyy 29
I believe it stands for I'm Just Saying.
livelovelife01 0
Ahhh cockfight :) Fyl...if you were a girl that'd be gross... :0
magichateball 0
its not an FML unless your balls touch!
sublime93 0
I think he's implying that they did by saying "we collided" Anyway OP that's a ******* hilarious image
aback 5
You're turning into your father.
Than_fml 0
lol. it's funny on a lot of levels.
Me27 0
LMAOOOOOO! That's hysterical.
Raheemdplayer 7
This sound slike it was inspired by the movie 'The Proposal' starrin Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock, hmm I dunno if to believe you or not
ghostgirll 0
I was thinking the same exact thing
calendarguy 0
As was I.
giganticbrain 0
It's not gay unless the balls touch. Or did the balls touch?
plexico 4
You mean they could have gone head-to-head for an hour and still be considered straight?
giganticbrain 0
Well, I meant just in that situation. This rule doesnt apply to ALL situations. But, in most cases, you can ask yourself "Did the balls touch?" and if the answer is no, than it aint gay.
shadowsx1101 0
WOW...... How.. original... OP: sucks to be you, but this really shouldnt be FML material. for one, you really didnt know anyone was there, but as #22 says, you ARE turning into your father.
Daaniellee1234 8
Then did you guys have a sword fight?