Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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Top comments
OperationAxis 10
I guess your moms a milf...
Mynamewontfi 40
Might be me, but isn't it a bit odd to use a picture of both of you for a dating site?
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Comments (87)
dchballa 4
Hello OP here. I am a gay male and put up my info as so however several clueless straight men apparently only look at the picture and not the info (this is why I figured it would be okay for her to be in the picture) has led to many interesting conversations for sure
Pyapi 20
That certainly clears things up! The conversations that followed must have been hilarious. But seriously considering the dating aspect of the site, wouldn't it be better for you to join a gay dating site? It's a bit more specific, so meeting someone who won't be interested in you due to sexuality will be less likely.
nitrog100 21
You totally deserved it for putting up a picture with more than one person. I know that people should look at the info before replying, but you're talking about the dating site crowd here.
182yellowgreen41 10
By any chance is your name Stacey?
elizacandle 29
why would you use a wedding photo?
allliseee 8
that's why you only use photos of yourself OP.
FelicityWishes 32
Just post a pick of yourself!!
ThickLager 5
If you have to be on a dating site to pick people up and it still does not work, maybe you should just stop trying to date and embrace the fact u might not be good enough to be with someone.
daedric116 2
2 questions. Did they even look at the gender status on your profile? How many dudes hit you up?
AlwaysWatching 27
Why would your profile picture be a wedding picture if its for a DATING site....?
doglover100 29
Always use a picture of just you.