Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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Top comments
OperationAxis 10
I guess your moms a milf...
Mynamewontfi 40
Might be me, but isn't it a bit odd to use a picture of both of you for a dating site?
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Comments (87)
Chazzzor 10
WTF - You don't have a single flattering photograph of just you?
perdix 31
Guys look at girls' mothers to see what they're going to get in 20-30 years. They just don't believe you are going to improve that much.
jh921971 10
Maybe you should have a pic of just you. You're probably misleading people old enough to be your parents.
Xotoolyxo 16
Maybe you should put a more flattering pic of yourself, alone, up
Honema 16
I thought you were male... That was very confusing and illogic.
interesting33 37
They're probably the wrong age and thought you were older? They might not feel comfortable dating someone younger. The again, most dating sites give your age.. so it could just be not the best photo of you or something?
n00b4liciou5 10
Shouldn't that be a good thing?
amulya 14
Get your selfie game strong and update your profile picture OP.
weveallbeenthere 30
is she hotter than you?
crackpotL 33
false advertising!