Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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Top comments
OperationAxis 10
I guess your moms a milf...
Mynamewontfi 40
Might be me, but isn't it a bit odd to use a picture of both of you for a dating site?
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Comments (87)
gazettefan42 8
Every time I'm with my mom everyone flirts with her and ignores me even the guys my age.
PainOfDemise 11
Guess they got sad when they found out it wasn't a two for one deal.
NightHawk387 22
Never use a profile pic that has someone other than you in it, especially if it is two people of the same gender.
maggadocious 1
Umm...did you think that perhaps it's because a pic of you in a wedding dress? Like, just saying, but that would kind of turn me off if I found out the person I was talking to was so hung up on her old man that she used her wedding photo on a dating site! Bury that picture to where it belongs.
EdenCrystal 21
The FML said it was a picture of them at a wedding, not OP's wedding.
happyfingers 15
And that is why you use a recent picture with only YOU in it for that kind of stuff :P
ob81 8
You are just bumping into men that like older women op. Keep at it.
awilliams44 9
but she's the one in the dress....
frenchiegirl1 6
Maybe they are into older women
Helpfulman 17
Never put group photos on dating sites.
misszombiexx 10
Maybe change your picture? Looks shouldn't be everything but you're going to keep getting your feelings hurt if their initial interest wasn't in you.