Kids: Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter,...

By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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Saturday 3 August 2013 12:30

Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution

freckleface221 19

Saturday 3 August 2013 12:30

Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.

Comments

Erery 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 23:24

honesty it hurts...

aboelmagd 18

Monday 5 August 2013 0:59

Tell them "I bet you'll fit in there".

superman3212 8

Monday 5 August 2013 9:06

so? she a little kid.. don't be upset

chinchilla417 12

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:32

YDI for forgetting your New Year's Resolution to be hitting that treadmill. To the kid I offer a high five.

AlWAYSN4EVR 13

Tuesday 13 August 2013 7:08

Dawwwe! That's so adorable!

djsammyc 19

Friday 23 August 2013 4:33

I think this is your wakeup call

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 29 August 2013 8:57

58 lbs (and counting) ago, my little niece told me point blank "Uncle, you're really fat." "Not for long..." I muttered under my breath. Kids can be so brutally HONEST.