Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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charvisioku 22
Turn them into bait.
Welshite 40
That's because you drew yourself as a zombie and them as humans.
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Comments (148)
donut_gurl 8
It's creepy weather they are your friends or not, why would you even draw that? Sorry OP but I would be creeped out too
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
You haven't been on the internet for very long, have you?
monkiki62 5
Aww that sucks op id love if one of my friends did that. Well at least if the z.apocalypse does happen you can make sure theyll be the first to go. ;)
dennis96411 12
EDIT: Dang it, wrong FML. Filler: Nothing
alissa222 15
They were jealous of your creepy-good drawing skills.
HighlandShadows 48
I see that you and I would get along swimmingly... Be sure to remember their snobbery when the end finally comes and they want to join your marauding group of zombie apocalypse survivors.
hi225 1
I know a girl who thinks everyone is her friend and is super clingy and weird. It's annoying because she's a bitch too.
akiahara 14
yep, creepy. I hope you're something that 13.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
I'm sorry OP. I thought that would've been awesome. Even if I wouldn't have known you, drawing that would have made me want to be friends!
skyeyez9 25
If there was such an apocalypse, i choose Sam's Club warehouse for my base. They have a lifetime of supplies, food, clothing...etc I bring my guns and ammo inside, barricade the doors and I'm set.
koolkat27 13
When they turn into walkers, they'll be wishing they were your friend. :)