Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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charvisioku 22
Turn them into bait.
Welshite 40
That's because you drew yourself as a zombie and them as humans.
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unknown_user5566 27
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That would creep me out even if I did consider you a friend.
unknown_user5566 27
44- Boring? Naw. I just prefer to hang out with people who don't fantasize about dying in the zombie apocalypse. My friends and I know that we won't die; we'll destroy those mo-fos. :)
unknown_user5566 27
Actually, scratch that. I thought the FML said he drew them dying. I'll.. uh... just walk away, now...
RyanMacVey 17
Don't walk away, Kylee. Bask in the fabulous masochistic gift of hatred like I do. Oh yes, I feel it coming back to me..
westcoastkp 13
Kylee I feel like you knew exactly what this FML was about, you just tried to play it off.Try again. Regardless it being about dying in an apocalypse or not, the subject of an apocalypse is still going to be something your friends are interested in, or not interested in.
Pandacupcakelove 26
They were being rude! It's just a drawing, if anybody is being strange, it's them.
RabidBunny 10
It's ok OP, you can be in my zombie apocalypse squad! In fact, I'm recruiting now :D
missbrad 4
I'll be your friend. That's awesome.
olpally 33
Their loss... Just remember double tap, always check your back seat and buckle your seat belt, cardio, twinkies, and bill Murray is what you need to survive... :D
Nadron 21
And beware of snowballs.
Demonfish 14
23- and bathrooms.
ICastillo 25
Well now you know who to sacrifice if you need to in a zombie situation.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Once the zombie apocalypse happens, it's every man for himself. Nothing stopping you from getting them back, with bullets.
unknown_user5566 27
Preferably with a sawed-off shotgun.
russellohh 2
Almost everyone in the comments section is saying, "their loss" or "you need to find new friends who share your interests". I doubt the "friends" left her while making up about the bit about "never being friends". If one of my actual friends drew me doing something unusual, I'd chalk it up to them being different. If someone who shares a cubicle with me, or happens to be room mates with an actual friend started drawing me doing heroic things with/for them, I'd find it pretty creepy.
poorjudgement 26
Exactly my thought. They wouldn't just like that say they aren't friends, if they were. So... Just creepy.
ambear26 14
Maybe you just have a different view point. Not everyone would find it creepy and maybe op was doing what they find comfortable to be nice to someone. I would find it extremely cool if someone drew me with them in a zombie apocalypse even if it was just someone I knew and not a friend I would still find it amazing. But maybe that's just me and I love zombie things.
SystemofaBlink41 27
84- I agree. My friends would love me if I did that. Then again, my friends are pretty weird....
Olivxr 5
Well... that is pretty weird, if one of my friends walked up and showed me a picture of us in a zombie apocalypse I'd be pretty weirded out too.
hellonyancat 6
Are you relatively new "friends"? I can understand in that situation. Some people think they're friends and the other party is still in acquaintance mode. Human interactions are hard. Oh well, at least you are cool enough to enjoy zombies and be able to draw them.