mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
clublulu
United States
Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
brownunderwear
United States
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
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cBlackout 13
That's when you know you party too hard.
develgool 0
Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?
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darkmis1 18
Why did you eat a magnet?
bebe088 0
Im guessing you aren't a chick magnet...
NDiesal10 2
Shortest FML ever. And YDI in all likelihood for eating a magnet.
venomlash 9
You're lucky. If you'd eaten two magnets, they could have pinched a chunk of your intestinal wall between them, causing tissue necrosis and probably killing you if you didn't seek treatment.
tjsomethin 9
Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit.
Levvy 22
The scary thing is that has actually happened.
kalbrek009 20
You aren't by chance the brother from an earlier FML that always posts "cool story bro" to all of your brother's Facebook status post are you? Lol
kalbrek009 20
Sorry, the post was @145.
melimeli628 10
And how exactly did you manage that?
j_cat187 20
How did you found out it's magnetic?
layersofspace 0
omg, this made me sick to my stomach. Stop saying rotten food!
lsd_25 8
how dumb r u if ur eating a magnet?
anton4223 3
****** magnets, how do they work?
Joey44 15
Lmao.
yankfan89 27
Looks like someone needed to pay better attention in preschool when they said not to put foreign objects in your mouth.