Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
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Top comments
toxic_walrus 15
Your girlfriend is awesome
pills_here 5
I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!
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Comments (144)
SuperJay2806 13
Genius! Pure genius! Haha
rocker_chick23 27
That's cute. I don't see the FML in this.
pseud0nym 13
She's a real jerk.
Adam5858 17
Your sense of humour amuses me.
notesz 21
Someone's hand is offended...
rocker_chick23 27
And you have no sense of humor. I showed this to my husband and brother in law, they both agree that it's cute.
DomiLove 26
Am I the only one that thought they said jerk trying to be punny, jerk off, she's is being a jerk..
rocker_chick23 27
Even if he was trying to be punny which he epically failed at, he would still deserve the thumbs down since it was horrible.
garebear61 14
#48, if by cute you mean funny, then I too agree.
rocker_chick23 27
It was cutely funny is what I should have wrote.
cryssycakesx3 23
I wish "punny" would die. stupid non-word.
glabberfasted 16
Punny is a word. It means "involving a pun."
pseud0nym 13
Apparently 52 people and counting disagree. I'm glad I can count on some people to come through.
ecascio2010 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You mean she changed her name? Facebook does not have "screen names"... Lol.
A07 48
Thankyou for that much needed gem of information, but I think everyone got the point.
thesmeagol 22
personally I don't know how they refer to things there but op is from Vietnam. they may possibly call it that.
rocker_chick23 27
Yes, he meant her name. I have heard people call it a screen name here in the US, so it's common here too.
hashshim 23
It's a name... On a screen. What more do you need?
rocker_chick23 27
#112: You would think people would get that.
Rallred32 20
Really, 14? Do we have to ******* go there?
Adam5858 17
Round of applause for her.You are lucky
Capt_Obvious 11
Her name Palmela Handerson?
ItsJustMe1616 26
Missed it by that much.
ostfaiz 18
modify ur name as " her hand " ... lol
calucalay 13
.... I can't tell if you are just naive or of you really don't see how that could not work....
OptimusVader 23
Actually, "His Hand is in a relationship with Her Hand" and vice versa could possibly work. Maybe they like making shadow puppets together. Or holding onto each other.
Axipiter 24
I'd change my name to "his penis", so that it would say "His hand is in a relationship with his penis".
Wizardo 34
In sum its a good joke, pretty badass sense of humour and you need to quit whining. If you don't end up wifing her then duuuuuuude...
raspution 21
if he doesn't he needs to send her my way
bluucat 17
Hurtful but kinda hilarious.
cmacd_12 15
Chances are she's just a chick with a sense of humor, still that is a bit harsh.