Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Not like that
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Top comments
Javee 17
Can we see it? For the moustache of course *ahem*
Abbyybba 0
There's something he's not telling you!!
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Comments (142)
Cinderella_Man 10
I see a "Dirty Sanchez" in your future. XoD
ApologyKick 25
Do I even want to know?
Cinderella_Man 10
I suggest Wiki'n it. They mod comments in here at the drop of a hat. 8o/
klorehore 24
I mustache you a question, how isn't that kinda hilarious? You should be glad you're with someone who you can joke around with a bit, it's no fun to be serious all the time ;)
robc32ca 4
He might be gay
klorehore 24
that's clearly an invitation for you to buy a fake stache and try and seduce him. Let's see if he likes that better too. Maybe fake a Mario accent while you're at it
Bella028_fml 8
I think he's gay ..
devrock 2
Dump that douche. I'd pay for a woman to send me nudie pics.
KiddNYC1O 22
Desperate. It was a joke, I'm sure.
cashflow94 0
what a lame
alissa222 15
Even one with a mustache?
savfd645 7
Damn... Not cool
DaBugg 7
****
cashflow94 0
the community asks for proof
Leslier_fml 4
Ha ha ha! Thats funny im sure he is just kidding. Get him back...