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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
surferboy0326 0
1 is win
iAmLol_fml 0
oh damn
Brittneyyyy 7
#1 = lol
DarkHelmet 10
I'd call that a unanimous decision victory my friend!!
RyanG_21 0
haha yeah I guess you win after all
ThatsJustMii 0
hahaha.. nope I think in the end he will lose
dont_stop_believ 0
smoooth man she is "so" lucky to have you. lol
SqueakyBootz 0
Looks like someone isn't getting sexy time for many weeks.
princess09 3
haha are u sure it was on accident ;)
therealdavid 0
in soviet russia. door slams u
bubbarific 0
haha no pussy fo u
hoopstar15 0
jive man....jiiiive
Averizzle 0
Just say sorry and take her to the hospital. I bet she would appreciate that more than you posting the incident on fml..
brandon425 1
in soviet Russia they kill you for atrocious grammar. Bye
ArtIsResistance7 1
59 - You said bye. Are the Soviets coming to get you for that post?
Football_5tar_JR 0
Watch out ladies, Mr.Smooth is probably single now.
smiles4life 1
right.... an "accident"
Mumbellosity711 0
lol at 25. damn straight
r6_fml 4
sounds like he told her twice in one move
boating_guy 33
well shit, I guess u won but u might have lost sex for a little while
leadrunner751 3
"accidentally". yeah let's go with that.
Thawn 0
what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nothing. you already told her twice!
BeaversEatWood 1
haha #13 I like ur pic
kyarush 10
win
shyguy623 0
his prize? no more handjobs yay! lol but seroisly op let her win this one
MrPuffs 0
good job
theChupacabras 0
that'll teach her not to disagree with you.
foshizzle33 0
if it was a smart car, you lose
chimpsndip 0
you should listen to puberty bop. it's like kids bop only it's not
bluebladez 0
payback is a bitch
Bloodberry 0
oh no. he actually loses since she won't be able to make him sandwiches! D; jk but seriously, it's more like fhl. :
priscilla_28 5
Sounds to me like you really hadn't let it go.
ladiesman14 0
what are you going to tell the cops ?
shadowjesse 0
agreed
khadijah32594 3
wow i would have ****** you up
Yousuck24 21
"Today, I had a huge, dramatic fight with my boyfriend. We decided to drop the issue and hug each other. 20 seconds later he broke 2 of my fingers. FML.
Brittneyyyy 7
Haha that sucks.
moneypenny_fml 0
I will bet you 1$ that you will read this comment
blocparty 0
lol'd
horrorcane 0
Fail
therealdavid 0
no. u fail
scrapytiger3 0
agreed.
aardvarkish 17
Huh?
DamnDatFML 0
Fail Win Win Fail
mike_from_the_sc 0
good lmao
mspencer809 3
5- your abs are pretty amazing.
te_amo_ily 0
your abs aree , sex ; )
FangirlingAlways 14
Stop flirting over the Internet. -_-
ccarde2 0
number 4 ur hot
OwNowBrownCow 0
thanks
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
Pinkgal123 24
Wow.... You never dated before have you?
nikkkkkki 0
well so much for making up lol
Ferretface 13
How did you accidentaly "slam" her hand into a car door?
Darrus 0
"in", not "into" ;)
seldom66 16
ouch dude that freakin bloows! fyl
loopylu91 0
=/ ouchie
aardvarkish 17
"Dark Crystal" (Forgive me. It just came out.)
franger 0
nicely done