Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Love language
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
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misstamz 0
Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"
kut19 6
it means "too long; didn't read"
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Comments (290)
Jelani 9
to late; date raped
Torialovesya 0
Well what do you expect he is a boy?!?!
Kingbreezy04 10
Toby loves dirty redheads....are you a redhead
SirWTF 10
If you had sent it as a Wall of Text, nobody would want to read it no matter how heartfelt it is.
shlits 1
tl;dr
xxDefiantxx 0
What a jerk
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Touching lesbians; don't ruin.
edools 3
He is probably high.
alyssa771 5
Honestly, only she is going to know what "tl;dr" means if SHE asks her boyfriend. While im pretty sure it's too long; didn't read, I and no one else on here can honestly say that they're 100 percent sure of that.
Akerra89 14
Talk later; driving - is what it stands for.