Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I just laughed! Maybe he'll call you back the next morning too!
mypseudonym 0
The question is, did he send you back a text saying 'ditto'?
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Comments (74)
brucesgirl 0
wow how could you not look talk about akwardness most of these could be avoided by looking
Autumnazing 0
BUTTSEX!
1221jamw 11
today, my sisters boyfriend texted me saying that he was so excited to make love to me tonight. FML
Calculate900 4
You are my hero.
dark_666rose 0
ew... it's not that funny pre pathetic actually... in my opinion
steven_hamlin 0
he must have kicked your ass either when he found out that you wanted to sleep with his sister or when he got a text that read "i wanna make you feel the best ****** of your life"
Beckkk30 5
hahahaha... have one better.. i sent it to my mum :S and shes the traditional strict fatherly type...
DAN7IEL 2
hopefully u put her name In the txt or he may come over hoping for some buttsex :(
maxrider 0
HAHA!! lol
Roxven 4
LMFAO.
Hozay 0
haha I member that, awkward