Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe he did that on accident.
quacky123 0
Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.
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Comments (43)
Mirorbo 27
And people try to claim it's so easy to make friends in The Information Age.
FYLDeep 26
Try talking to AIM Bots. It never fails...
caroliquey 0
lmao
nathan5 0
It did for that other FML...
GiddyXD 0
^ Lolz yep.
FYLDeep 26
I hope you guys are smart enough to realize that I was referring to it.
nathan5 0
I see, my apologies. Maybe word it better next time though!
Jimboom 12
Try being more outgoing. Start a bullshit conversation with some random stranger. Sure you might get some strange looks but you are sure to find someone who becomes interested in said conversation. Unless of course you are a hopeless bore. In which case take some mind altering drugs, at the very least you will have fun then. ;-)
maybaybe 0
Wow thats really crap, but you'll meet new people in your job and make new friendships.
helloletsgo 0
lmaooo
TXCandy 3
sucks to be you :(
sabresrock 0
I'll be your friend
perdix 31
He's probably not friends with you IRL, it's just that he can't run away fast enough to get away from you. It's always the slow ones in the herd that get nailed -- whether it's wildebeests getting eaten by lions, or slow-moving fat guys getting roped into tedious, strained conversations with ugly troll girls.
sirdolittle 0
Wow, that's mean ! But, yeah ... I laughed !!! :p
CaptainJ1000 1
Well can you blame him?
lonewolf2701 0
if i knew you i'd add you, i like meeting new ppl :)