Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe he did that on accident.
quacky123 0
Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (43)
therealsuperman 0
Jesus cares enough to hate all of you
greekgal44 14
not true at all. Jesus loves all of us.
Gerrito 0
haha add me if it makes u feel better! search for Gerrit Jacob.
prince122 0
lol it's true since u care so much about friends. but I usually wait like a month until after I meet them to add them. then I stock my prey.
irishmadhatter 0
ah don't worry bout it how many friends you have on face book is not important hye!
Jordan_Stub 0
how does on know if it was denied or not? maybe they just don't get on that often.
purple_sarah88 0
I thought that at first but on the new facebook as well as simply ignoring a friends request you can deny it by clicking to say you don't know that person. That's probably what the OP meant.
StonesAya 0
Okay, I just refuse to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc. However, the "stock" word really through me until I figured out you meant stalk. LOL
SARSvirus79 0
And I see why you refuse to correct people since you, yourself, used the wrong "threw".
nerdsgetmehot 23
Don't worry, OP! Making new friends can be tough, especially if you're new to the college scene (I'm assuming you are).
hideyoself 4
haha tough break.. buy a parrot and start an antique store with the name: **** you zuckerberg!
whateverabc 0
Kip Drordy