Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Let me try. Sttttaallkemgkhgkn. Sorry, I can't say that.
Subtext 10
Depends. Do they have subtitles like "He's mine!!!"? If not, go for it!
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Comments (156)
Sock_fml 0
Oh boo hoo, some chick set up a fan page of me, why am I so adorable? Shut up. And besides who searches themselves on facebook? Can you say narsacist?
zibby_86 0
you can't, buy a dictionary.
netfreak 0
rofls @14
Samyy27 0
agreed!
DoctorKyda 5
*narcissist ^-^
DynamicDave 11
@2: welcome back! lol @9: I love you, intoxicunt! @13: you fail at spelling, and you don't have to be a narcissist to search your own name. @OP: that's kind of awesome, not gonna lie.
Intoxicunt 6
Lol. Thank you! Hi. :)
toink 0
agree 100% wished I had a stalker fan page ._.
smilee3 0
ahahaha this is the creepiest. i made up a fan page of one of my best mates because we were mucking around, but that shit is just weird.
aksteve 4
Well is she hot?
Shadow_vamp_503 2
ahah... creepy! this is really weird. FML-worthy? IDK. but still, im feel ur creeped-out-ness
MorlekEngel 0
Well, if you weren't so self centred and up your own ass, you wouldn't have searched yourself and found out you had a stalker. Asshole.
jaysweet112197 8
lmfaoo! agreedd
Andrewl_FML 0
This is FML worthy! I had a stalker once and she threatened to kill my girlfriend so she could have me to herself. It's the most ****** up shit anyone can encounter ROFL! FYL!
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Yup, definite stalker. Psychiatric help is required. Anyone who stalks themself can't be all there. Oh... tch, you are just full of yourself? Gotcha.
ayy 0
Um, I think the Wisconsin thing was unnecessary considering you are from Wisconsin.
solocredere12 4
GOOO WISCONSIN!! We are the best!!!
meghaniguess 0
agreed
Ultimate_Cynic 0
PACKERS WON DER SUPERBOWL! WOOOOOO PACKEEEERS!! :D
RedRobster 0
What the **** are you talking about?? haha