Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Let me try. Sttttaallkemgkhgkn. Sorry, I can't say that.
Subtext 10
Depends. Do they have subtitles like "He's mine!!!"? If not, go for it!
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Comments (156)
irishdancer 0
STALKER. Oh! I said it!
kukopia 0
Oh boohoo... a girl likes you. Ohh the horror!! Cry me a river. Someone having your pic on their facebook is NOT stalking. Join facebook and be friends with her. See what she's like and then decide whether to take it further. I care not. Not even gonna try.
_neutrality 0
She didn't just have pictures of him on her facebook, she made a freaking fan page about him. I'd say that is a little over the edge.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Have you ever dealt with a creepy, obsessive chick before? Not fun, especially when they try to stab you.
No_Life23 0
That's brilliant.
iwaspeedon 0
dude, you're loved. whats wrong with that? and depends on what you look like..
FT4_0 0
I want to be stalked now...
Sk8genius 0
lol the only thing u got to say, huh? LMAO
Mimasita 1
Yikes that's kinda creepy. btw, don't ya love the cheese state we live in? lol sorry i had to comment since i live in WI too.
pandaloop 0
haha i live in WI too...i thought we've contained our wierdos well up in the boonies, but the internet is a versatile tool i guess. at least she's not some sort of Ed Gein.
jennybirm_6114 4
Fix your privacy settings. She'll stop stealing your pics.
omar_fml 0
dude its probably ur friend ******* with you stop flattering yourself