Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Let me try. Sttttaallkemgkhgkn. Sorry, I can't say that.
Subtext 10
Depends. Do they have subtitles like "He's mine!!!"? If not, go for it!
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Comments (156)
LiaMMV 0
Given the fact that you were searching your own name you're probably the narcissistic type to get a huge sense of self worth out of that sort of thing.
Intoxicunt 6
Um, maybe they searched to make sure they could be found by searching first + last name so they'd know if friends could find them. Goddamn, lay off.
SadinSherman 16
Or they could have been bored
DynamicDave 11
Or to find others with the same name. I've done that.
wordgirl 0
Hahahah. I think it's cool. If somebody had a fan page of me, I'd be flattered. (while I was getting a restraining order) :)
omghehehe 0
LMAO!!!!!
DLT_17 0
I would be psyched. Are you kidding me? I have had a stalker but a fan page is cool.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Enjoy the attention. Maybe she's your soulmate, I suggest you meet at a neutral location to find out :)
TheLetterZero 7
Ugh! Don't challenge everyone, OP! Half of the people here can't even do that!
flying_vegan 0
"Today I found that I'm attractive enough that people make internet shrines to me, my wife kept bugging me to cheat on her with supermodels, and my bank said they couldn't fit all of my money into their safes. FML" Seriously, FMLs like this piss me right the **** off.
Intoxicunt 6
if it's really as bad as the OP would have it sound, it's no fun. Do we all remember mistercoffee???? It was flattering at first, but after a while, it's really not cool.
DoomJeff91 2
On the subject of users we remember... Plexico? Like really dudes. It's weird to read an fml without seeing a few of his clever comments.
TheElfThatLied 0
I was thinking that myself...
boatkicker 5
Where is Plexico these days anyways? What happened to him ?
girlygirl666 0
What happened with mistercoffee?? And, Where is plexico??
Intoxicunt 6
plexico? You mean perdix, now. Profile change. :) misteroffee was banned for being an idiot.
girlygirl666 0
@ intoxicunt-Thanks. I thought so but I wasn't sure..I don't like to assume. Plus I'm slow sometimes- occupational hazard.
DoomJeff91 2
Haha. I was getting all detective on this. I thought Perdix came along and offed Plexico or something.
halfmanhalfbearh 0
I'm sorry. I can't say "stalker." I wish I could say "stalker," but, darn it all, I just can't say "stalker."
Intoxicunt 6
Ahaha. You watch too much TV. But your version does sound awesome.
wienerwagon 0
OP, I hate you.
PhillyFox 0
Just be thankful you have a fan club. Nah. JK. That's creepy.
mizu22 0
creepy!!