Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
HAHAHAHA poor guy :( apparently you arent dating?
shazzahllala 0
FML needs a category called "Social Networking Site Miscommunications." :-/
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Comments (72)
AAAAHHHH12 2
You two need to talk about what you consider a "relationship"...unless you specifically asked "will you be my girlfriend?" I think she got the wrong idea. Either that, or she's a little slow. Then again, she may've been sarcastic in her comment. You decide.
yourMUMSgash 0
YDI for considering these stupid facebook stories "Fml" worthy.
kukopia 0
Correct answer: "Nunya G.D.biz who"
shostakovich 0
You started dating. You're not in a relationship.
thattickles 0
This is why you set it to not notify people when you change marital status
Forever2204 0
OMGOMGOMG
SookMauNoots 0
if you started dating her, i wud have comented: you
curryndricegirll 0
yeah. YDI to everyone who uses facebook as a relationship tool or freaks out about what they see on it.
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh curry, I like that. Good point.
haleycstar 0
dude, your girlfriend is an idiot.