Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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KillerBunnies 0
You are never too old to be a child all over again! I love watching cartoons because they remind me of when I was little! It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Cerataphora 0
TS is good!
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Comments (302)
bmach 0
Man, I'm 19 too and can't wait for Toy Story 3 either. The original two are heart warming.
Wolf_fml 0
Really? Toy Story 3?!?! OMG! YAY! I loveeee toy story! I spend WAY too much time with 2 - 6 year olds...
fmylifedotcomm 0
pshh i do that too don't worry about itt...
dodger_fml 0
I think it makes perfect sense for the older kids to be the most excited about Toy Story 3 - Who knows Toy Story 1 and 2 better than them? (HOLY SMOKES THERE'S A TOY STORY 3??? Now I'M the excited one!)
thumb_biter 0
It's lie, not lay. grammar - it works, bitches.
123sploosh 0
haahah no one will ever love you!
Snackbars 0
There's a toy story three coming out?! Ahh! :D
Luckster 0
Dear lord....Toy Story 3?? And just when I thought they were getting better and better after watching "Up". What's next? Finding Nemo 2?
BulldogQB4 0
Well, I wouldn't get too excited over it. I might actually go see that though, I'm 18, 19 this August. I loved Toy Story when I was younger so it's like a 2 hour flash back. Not bad.
nikki1001 0
I actually laughed because you had to go lie down over it. That's so cute.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
I'M SO EXCITED FOR TOY STORY 3!