Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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KillerBunnies 0
You are never too old to be a child all over again! I love watching cartoons because they remind me of when I was little! It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Cerataphora 0
TS is good!
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Comments (302)
ConfusedGuy 0
Don't worry about it. When I read this, I got excited. I'm 19 too. I didn't know there was a TS3!
funsize003 0
hahah I want you as my best friend, we would get along. when Horton Hears a Who came out, I rented it immediately and watched it like four times in two days. hell yessss!
Arkvoodle 0
This is not an FML this is a I feel sorry for myself, just realized how big of a loser I am story. (Not saying you are I'm saying that's how your FML portrays it)
erhyme3 0
ditto #44 So? I am excited too. After all Toy Story came out when we were kids. I am also 19 by the way. You shouldn't be ashamed of things like that. Any one that tries to make fun of you for something like that probably isn't worth it. So go watch your movie happily!
jenn03 0
i'm excited too, don't feel bad! i'm 19 going on 20..haha
jj732 0
im excited too:D but younger than you. anyway it looks hella good. can't wait.
MMMMorshu 0
lol, i went to see the teaser for this, and I saw some other FML'ers comment, lol And it's not that bad, we all get excited over things like that, no matter your age :D MMMMMMM
smiley_girl 0
I'm psyched too don't worry, it was like the first 2 GREAT movies of my childhood so even though I'm in my late teens to it still is exciting
DarkMirror 0
There's a third one?!
freshest 0
I want to see that movie too lol