Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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eastmanwolf 0
How embarrassing for you. Maybe you shouldn't be in Girls Gone Wild if you don't enjoy your friends and family knowing about it.
lazorzpewpew 0
Absolutely YDI - if you're gonna be in GGW or any kind of ****, expect it to be a known fact. It gets even worse once you start looking for jobs if somehow your real name becomes associated with it.
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barlessprison 16
I assume this was how the conversation went. Mom: In the name of good heavens why would any girl of decent dignity allow herself to be on such a filthy show? Why, it's so degrading... (goes on for 15 minutes about how morally bad GGW is)... AND look at that **** grinding...WHOA WAIT, is that you my honey plum?!?!?!? YDI.
Roxas_fml 0
Don't do it if you don't want your family members or friends to see you.
JessRab 0
HAHAHAHA Awesome!!!
Heidi_fml 0
Girls with Low Self-Esteem.
sonik42 0
Was your mom jelous? She must have grounded you but thinking "dangit, she beat me to it"
00754chan 0
I don't ever feel sorry for anyone whose personally decided to do something as stupid and patheic as this. It's the same when my so-called friends come upto me and cry about how they cheated on their boyfriend, and feel like an absolute *****; but they "couldn't resist", they absolutely had to. It was their choice, they knew there'd be horrid consequences, but they did it anyway. they have no right to complain and neither do you. YDI.
sickinlove13 0
Agreed. I hate when people cheat on their boyfriend/girlfriend and cry to look for comfort. Hello, YOU made the decision to cheat. wtf? Oh my favorite is when you ask why they did it and they give you this distant, blank look and say, with hesitation, ".........I.......I don't know....." Really, now? Drunk or sober, you know.
DankJemo 0
You didn't really think that whole thing through very well did you...
mattmag 0
What did you expect when you agreed to be in it? But don't feel bad: at least you're probably pretty hot.
tommiegirlxxx 0
#70! hahahaha!!
DancingFrog515 0
YDI. sorry but don't be stupid and do something like that next time