Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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eastmanwolf 0
How embarrassing for you. Maybe you shouldn't be in Girls Gone Wild if you don't enjoy your friends and family knowing about it.
lazorzpewpew 0
Absolutely YDI - if you're gonna be in GGW or any kind of ****, expect it to be a known fact. It gets even worse once you start looking for jobs if somehow your real name becomes associated with it.
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christopherlove 0
Wow, everybody assumes so much about the OP based on limited information. I initially thought the OP was a guy since he says "ANOTHER girl" meaning he was cheating, but there's no way of knowing. Even if she's female, it doesn't mean she was flashing, it could be her friend, the other girl, was flashing, standing near her friend. I guess if the point is that she was flashing (making this FML a definite fake) I don't understand why she mentions this other girl. I also don't see how baring the chesticles makes her a *****/****. They're just ****, people.
Suiaerl 0
allow me to ask you a simple question: If she was just standing there in the ad, why would she care if her mom saw? It implies whoever (she is wrong to say, you are correct), but it's GIRLS gone wild. You merely are being naive and not infering enough, and not reading deeply enough into it. Not that people are reading too far into it. 1) It's on FML, so this person wasn't just standing there, otherwise she/he wouldn't care if there parents saw. 2) They're embarassed didn't want their parent to see, further proving they were doing something 3) If they did something, it's GIRLS gone wild, not GUYS gone wild. Thus you can imply it's a she 4) "With another girl" would add to the shame, as most GGW is not just flashing it's more than that. I would imagine the picture was her naked and making out perhaps grinding with another girl. Becuase it's GIRLS gone wild you can assume both were girls. Further adding to the shame of her mom seeing. 5) If they did nothing in the video why wouldn't they include that in the post...the lack of information shows a shame of what was done....and desire to hide it. If they were just chilling next to the ****....they would have posted it, as there's no reason to hide it. It's not "limited", there's actually a lot of information. It's concise, and allows the reader to infer. I suggest you go back to school and l2read better. As GOOD writing doesn't write every detail out, but the reader can infer it. This is a well written concise FML, you just have to know how to read beyond what's there.
anonymous1116 0
In case you need an example of the opposite of GOOD writing, look at the comment above mine.
monkey314159 0
oooo check out the wit of mr. anon.
Jem0_0 0
Blame it on the alcohol.
pjunior89 0
stupid ****. you deserve it
inarticulate 0
Yeah, shouldn't you tell your parents about that first or something? It's not like they're not going to find out.
desertkitt 0
Wow, this isn't a FML. You got drunk, you decided to act like a *****, and your poor Mom had to see it. You totally deserve it. If you can't handle your alcohol with the big boys, then don't be so eager to **** yourself over. I hope your Mom has grounded you till your die. You Deserve Every moment of icky gross old man **** that is a product of your stupidity. That's what I think, all my respect for you is lost the moment you traded your respect for ten seconds of fame. God wouldn't it be awkward, eighteen years down the road, when you're son from some other "random drunken mishap" gets caught by you jacking off to GGW... and five seconds later, theres Mommy!
cheesesoda 0
What boy waits 18 years to *legally* view ****? If she were to get pregnant today, I'd say it's safe to assume she would only have to wait about 15-16 years, if that.
desertkitt 0
I'm giving her a year to find her true porno ***** identity, another 9 months to have the kid. So he'll be about 16.
jmain 0
if you were standing next to a girl and she is flashing...no big deal. If you are french kissing her uterus then you got some splaining to do!
RPGod 0
Ummm... How old are you?
TheSkyIsFalling_fml 0
hey, at least you were hot enough to be placed in the ad ;)
iBriian 0
You deserve it. You shouldn't have gone around being a **** and posing for easy money.
oopsyipooped 0
That's a lie.
CharlotteRx 4
Classy!