Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
Top comments
eastmanwolf 0
How embarrassing for you. Maybe you shouldn't be in Girls Gone Wild if you don't enjoy your friends and family knowing about it.
lazorzpewpew 0
Absolutely YDI - if you're gonna be in GGW or any kind of ****, expect it to be a known fact. It gets even worse once you start looking for jobs if somehow your real name becomes associated with it.
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Comments (219)
pete275 0
you shouldn't have agreed to appear in girls gone wild and signed the waiver then (if you didn't, you can sue)
Shlizabeth 0
Whatever, you're hot, that's a good thing.
xxcrusnikwingsxx 2
That's what happens when you get smashed.
Pizzabutt 0
LOL I've always wondered if that happens to people GGW are bastards
Feez_fml 0
Kudos to you for being hot enough to make the ad.
vocalchords 0
Come on, at least you're pretty enough to be in GGW.
6124C3 0
hey look on the bright side, you're hot enough to be in ****. and not just in ****, but in an AD for ****. you're so hot that they are litterally selling you. p.s. sue for royalties?
LabelMeNot 0
your fault for being so slutty
bdaniels362 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. Sucks for you bud
platypuscatrat 0
YDI for not inviting your mom.