Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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blondiepants_ 0
you're horrible
elara15 0
Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?
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Comments (151)
xpxp2002 4
This isn't even an FML. It's more of a MLIA.
JokerXero 0
Well The important thing is you found out your girlfriend isnt cheating, the other shit, was just not needed lol
oopsie_daisy8446 0
When are people going to learn... There IS something wrong with gays. :|
Scrantoncity 0
I agree it's not natural. And if ur gay u should hide it and go get help.
judgeymcjudge 0
There are many levels of YDI here. 1. You obviously have little or no trust in your girlfriend and best friend, and/or serious jealousy issues. What kind of a crappy ass boyfriend/friend are you? 2. You put a ******* camera in his room - a HUGE breach of privacy - without so much as speaking to either of them first or having any kind of suspicion beyond, ZOMG, THEY WERE IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME. Low, dude. Don't be such a ******* creeper next time. 3. For thinking that having a gay friend and brother is FML worthy. Having to witness it for yourself isn't an FML either, wanker. Since you didn't specify what they were doing, just that they did something which proved them both to be gay, I'm going to assume all you saw was them making out - because, really, people don't just appear naked and ******* out of nowhere. If you watched them having a good old shag, then you would have had to watch the lead up, and if you hadn't turned it off by then, then whose fault is that? Besides, I bet they've both had to watch you with your girlfriend in ways that proved your heterosexuality. STFU, asshole.
paperfox_fml 0
#46 FTW.
mlleangelique 3
Seconded.
camnation 0
Awww, that's so cute that your best friend and your brother found each other. And to all the homophobes, stfu.
av232 0
So after you put a camera in his room, discovered your girlfriend wasn't cheating, you continued to watch? you should have stopped watching before you even found out about your friend and brother. YDI
freddie_fml 0
Yeah, you can't complain about what you might learn when you're spying on people.
17xVampx17 0
Camnation you can't tell people to stfu just because they disagree with you, that makes you so arrogant and ignorant it voids to validity in pretty much everything you say. First of all homoPHOBIA is a PHOBIA, which is an irrational and uncontrollable fear. I am not afraid if faggots but I do hate them, being gay is not good for the species, it's an evolutionary step backwards. Either way have fun flaming me you pretentious hypocrites :)
bexox 0
Or an evolutionary step forward, possibly, considering the degree of overpopulation. Think about it.
hecuva 0
well put my friend :) you stumped them
tasha2010 0
Maybe you should have a little bit more faith in your girlfriend and best friend. You really ought to be ashamed of yourself.
gorbagil 0
At least ur girlfriends not cheatin on u =/