Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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blondiepants_ 0
you're horrible
elara15 0
Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?
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Comments (151)
MrPoly 0
Can't believe all the people saying YDI. First of all, look at the HUNDREDS of FMLs here where a person who really loved and trusted their bf/gf got dumped or cheated on. If something like this was happening (gf going into another person's room without telling what was going on), I'd be suspicious too. Second of all, why would this be HIS fault? What did HE do that was wrong? Ok, maybe the camera spying was a bit too far, but if the gf wasn't being open on what she was doing, then she pretty much asked for it. If anything, it's her fault, I say. Not gonna say anything about the gay relationship. I don't have problems with that.
theanonimouse 0
So... it's the girlfriend's fault for seeking tutoring without first consulting her boyfriend on who she could and couldn't be tutored by? How old are you, 12? If I had to seek permission from my boyfriend before I was "allowed" to visit someone, then he probably wouldn't be my boyfriend. Just saying.
tehgeorgeh 0
By not telling him why she was going into someone's room she deserves to be spied on? WTF
Tanario 0
I think everybody is overlooking that the FML here is the fact that his best friend and brother are dateing, among guys its a rule not to date eachohters sisters, it's never mentioned but brothers should probably also be in the rule.
RedNeckAndProud 0
this cant be real.. we dont allow queers in Canada.. at least I dont.
BurnDammit 0
You don't 'allow' them?Sheesh,you can't control their life.Let them be.People like you make me mad ):
brianp401 0
Seriously?? You think there aren't gays in Canada? Take a trip to Quebec some time and you'll definitely change your mind... And Quit Being such a damn Homophobe...
thebright_side 0
Yes, but unless you are Stephen Harper and the entire Senate and House of Commons, I think the rest of the country begs to differ.
I_Deserved_It 10
Gay marriage is legal here and has been for the past few years. But of course, you have complete control over who gets to live in our country, sorry for doubting that.
roguevougette 0
You should probably take a note from your girlfriend, and get a tutor as well, but in English.
His_Phoenix 0
Well, look at the bright side, you never have to worry about your girlfriend cheating with your best friend or brother.
falling_over 0
You're lucky. You found out your girlfriend is honest. There is nothing wrong with being gay. It might be a bit awkward when you try to explain to your best friend and brother how you found out, though.
zinka_fml 0
So what's the bad part? It sounds like you're a mistrustful, spying, homophobic jerk.
kwosti 0
you asshole - serves you right for being a spying ********
Fenris89 0
Damn that girl for being stupid, and your brother and bff for being true to themselves. The nerve.
ward1972 0
wow. thanks for the laugh.