Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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blondiepants_ 0
you're horrible
elara15 0
Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?
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triplethreat13 0
if i were in your position, i would be suspicious but i wouldn't spy. i would confront each of them. it's more honest and you get brownie points from your girlfriend for caring about her. your best friend would understand too. but you spied so you get to do it the hard way: explaining how you found out. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH GAY PEOPLE!!! MY BEST FRIEND IS GAY!!
krazykanuck 0
Great point I live in Canada and theres tons of gays. DOWN WITH HOMOPHOBIA!
ForSeriousGary 0
apparently his is too... =)
susu_fml 0
YDI for being a paranoid, jealous, judgmental, asshole!
thebright_side 0
... Great! Okay, funny story, but why FML?? Seriously, your girlfriend isn't cheating on you. That's a good thing, isn't it? YDI for not minding your own business if you don't have the capacity to accept what your best friend does in the privacy of his own room, and for posting this on FML instead of just moving on with your life now that you know that no one's conspiring against you.
bibbit 0
haha lol
DoughGirl 0
thats realllly funnny! who cares if they're gay, now you can hang out with your best friend and your brother at the same time :)
Paige_Nicole10 0
sure are alot of best friends and brothers going gay together lately.
youaresofucked 0
This isnt an FML. unless you are homophobic, in which case you're kinda pathetic mate : /
AAAAHHHH12 2
#68...Ahhh Jeff Dunham!!!
musicislove7 0
Even though alota people have said it ... It's an FML because of how he found out they were gay.. How would you feel if your own brother and your besttt friend kept that from you?
Chibi_Seme 0
Hahaha, ;D Good job. >It didn't sound like he was homophobic. It was just funny, in my opinion.