Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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Top comments
blondiepants_ 0
you're horrible
elara15 0
Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?
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Comments (151)
demonkey_fml 4
I don't see why it should bother you that your brother is gay. It's his business whom he sleeps with. As far as your girlfriend goes, well, that is a clear WIN on the loyalty side. An FML would have been if they had a nasty threesome together (brother, girlfriend, dormmate) This is a clear win for you!
plexico 4
Go buy your girlfriend the book, "Math Doesn't Suck," and then go buy you brother and best friend any other book with the word "Suck" in the title! Win-win-win!
failsatlife6 0
why is your brother and best friend being gay an FML ? thats pretty closed-minded of you, dontcha think?
shad0wpuppetz 0
Well it's your own damn fault for being a mistrustful boyfriend. Having to watch your brother and your best friend be intimate with each other is a relatively suitable punishment, however... you might as well be accepting and open minded about it as you can.
theLUKEMAN 0
dude what the hell? don't spy on people u ******* moron
Kira_fml 0
yeah ******* right. posts like this take the entertainment out of the site. this shit is fake.
Kira_fml 0
how about, why are they all congregating in that girl's dorm room?
Horurerukul 0
there should be a so what button.
chibihotaru 0
Dude.. that sounds HOT! But next time, consider doing something a little less creepy than hiding a camera in someone elses room.. You know... like maybe talk to her?
avoidthegirl 6
Way to not trust your girlfriend, asshole. I hope she dumps your pathetic, jealous ass.