Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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blondiepants_ 0
you're horrible
elara15 0
Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?
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Comments (151)
prospekt1 0
at least she isnt cheating on you
XxxshOozRaw3sUmx 0
XD this would havee been bad if you got a boner from watching ur brother and bestfriend.
jonny2x4 0
So your girl's a dullard at math and your best friend and brother are dipping wick in the fanny. This is an FML? I don't think so.
dyld921 2
That was epic. He was tutoring your girlfriend and ******* your brother in the same day. You know, maybe next time if you wanna know something just ask before freaking out about it. It's not that hard.
LifesBitch1217 0
Okay, first of all.. OP, you are a complete ****** MORON. If you can't trust your bitch with your best friend, I'd say you have pretty shitty relationships with them BOTH! I hope they find out what an ASSHOLE you are for assuming something was going on, and neither of them ever speak to you again! Secondly.. how the **** is this an FML?! It doesn't even have anything to DO with you! There's obviously a reason why they all kept their sexuality from you. A.)It's NONE of your bisiness! and B.)They knew you'd react like a little BITCH and make it about yourself. If anything, **** THEIR lives for having such a closedminded asshole like you for a boyfriend, friend, and (the one that has it the worst), brother!
athos1237 4
Creep! I hope she dumps your suspicious ass and prosecutes you for invasion of privacy. Even if she was cheating on you. If you suspect someone is cheating and you don't trust them end the relationship because you can't handle trust issues. YDI for being a creepy perv!
tigerling 0
yea well its really going to be an fml when they read this and she dumps you and they ditch you for being a perv. or if they call the cops and get you arrested. you deserve both
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
1. What's wrong with your girl having math problems? 2. What's wrong with your best friend and brother being gay? 3....how's this an FML?!
ForSeriousGary 0
I sooo agree! haha
xTinyLovex 0
You're a dick. That's an invasion of privacy.
doof_fisch 2
Maybe your gf learned that 1 plus 1 doesn't always make 3. On the other hand, she may have been personally taught the PyFAGorean Theorem.
qetzacoatl122112 0
You must think you're clever, don't you?
Jazzywrites007 2
Your nickname translates to Stupid Fish. =) Yeah he thinks he's LOADS clever...