Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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blondiepants_ 0
you're horrible
elara15 0
Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?
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Comments (151)
rotisseriechick 0
YDI, trust issues much? Isn't your relationship open enough to be able to be like, "Just wondering what you and my best friend were doing"?
Kuroftw 0
YDI for not trusting her.
fenrisulfr 0
I don't see the problem here...
Osprey 0
Whoever the guy is who is writing death to all of us Westerners is probably just a very bored and sick teenager from the US who has nothing better to do with his time than stir up some "fun" for himself. And for everyone else, don't use 'Muslim' or 'Islam' as an insult- it's a religion, not crime.
onizukasuplex 0
hes only ur friend cuz he wants to **** your brother.
allocomrade 0
just a though, maybe it's an fml because the way in which he saw his best friend and his bro were gay was seeing them get it on, which can be awkward and disgusting to watch for a hetero male. I mean, I have nothing against homosexuality or homosexuals, but the SIGHT of it grosses me out a little, and i know i'm far from the only one.
theanonimouse 0
As has been said before, he didn't have to watch them "get it on." It's not like the footage just cut to mid-coitus. Like, lalala friends having fun ZOMG NOW THEY'RE SEXIN'. So that can't be the reason for this FML.
insomniacdude 0
Then maybe he shouldn't have ******* planted a hidden camera in his friend's room.
YouDontFuckWith 0
Women bad at math a discovery? Please the only math they know how to do is subtract money from your bank account.
ifeelasif 0
hhahah they ******... gross
cactus_fml 0
YDI for not trusting her and suspecting her of cheating with no real evidence and THEN putting a camera in your brother's room. I mean, that's just too far and really creepy.
frootloop25 0
But can you blame the poor guy? After reading sooooo many cheating FML's...can you possibly trust ANYONE these days? I'd say I don't blame him.
theanonimouse 0
Yeah because you should definitely base real-life relationships off of what you've read on FML. There you go.
musicislove7 0
where the hell does it say the OP is a homophobe??? It doesn't. You people are completely missing the point of the FML. ...what if it was written like this, today, i found out my best friend and brother are a couple and never told me.