Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
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Seegtease 0
Spider got some ACTION before it died.
FBIWarning 0
At least you killed it :)
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foygirl13 0
i'd cry, i'm absolutely terrified of spiders. this reminds me of this one time i went to the beach and in the water, and when i got home and took off the bottom of my bikini to take a shower, a huge dead green caterpillar/worm looking thing fell out.
skankadellified 0
I just checked my underwear D: but thats so horrible FYL i would cry.
bahario 0
Hooolllly crap. I would absolutely die. I am so sorry.
domino57 0
thats actually like my worst nightmare
Ineffableturtle 0
haha #3 yes! haha at least you got some action lol, and the spider died peacefully
birds_fml 7
I'm confused. Why was your underwear just lying around on the floor for a spider to crawl into? Do you not keep your clean undies in a drawer? Or were they not clean? Eww, either way!
jkl0915 0
did you pick your underwear up off the floor? gross.
whateverrrr 0
honestly this is one of my biggest fears als;dfhasldhg :( :( FYL
RLNJ 0
hahahahhaha #43. But what I really wanted to say was that this has happened to me, too! In elementary school, except I was IN CLASS when I noticed that there was something in my underwear, and it was a dead beetle! Insects are nasty, aren't they?
jp11692 0
what a perverted little arachnid.