Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was walking my aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out, the bag had a small unnoticeable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didn't realize it. FML
Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML
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Top comments
aimeecuria 9
Someone needs to be potty trained :P
izzie321 27
YOU! Don't you sh*t in my tent...
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Comments (64)
asylumlane 23
Lol, smart little girl! She's probably been camping before.
Perdition25 12
Surprised no one smelled it during the act.
AMillionManMosh 4
That's disgusting. Who lets their kid shit in a hole? Damn parents nowadays.
SMHsohard 22
Who said anything about them letting her? Sounds more like they either weren't watching her, or she really had to go and snuck away. As for pooping in a hole; have you never used an outhouse? Or a PortAPotty (pretty much the same thing)?
jessBeAqueen 13
looks like your tent isnt the only thing containing hazardous explosives
therealafroninga 10
Or, take the poop, put it in a brown bag, track the family down, put it on the front porch, take a little bit of gasoline, and very very carefully, burn the house down.
noelasis94 18
Someone will find that buried treasure later on.
brittyboo123 35
At least you didn't use your hand..
neeni88 23
Wonder what she used to wipe? Wait, she probably didn't. That's so gross on so many levels!
SiJSyd 2
Maybe it was dog shit she found and she just wanted to do you the favor of covering it up so you didn't have to deal with it... But you did anyways :)
colvindj 22
Maybe she just wanted to help the environment..
fluffycatsdad 33
Huh?