Today, I was walking my aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out, the bag had a small unnoticeable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didn't realize it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
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Top comments
IgniteMe28 0
all aboard the failboat...
ryki_bloom 0
Yuck! Seriously! But - I think that you should have noticed. Plastic bags feel different than poop. YDI for being an idiot.
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Comments (68)
IgniteMe28 0
all aboard the failboat...
tpag3r 0
thats a stinky situation
Lolbrittany 0
did you taste it :U
lexilovesyou 0
Ewwy; Fyl!
Imawhalerider 0
Well now you know that its not that bad to pick up real poop.
tpag3r 0
awhh i was waiting for someone to pick up the cute is what we aim for reference but once again you people fail me
waterynuggets 0
Probably because Cute is what we aim for is a shitty teeny bopper band that fails all by itself.
TurdMonkey 0
waterynuggets, you speak words of wisdom
HahaYDI 0
Hmm...well some people have a "thing" for crap, maybe you should try that road and see how that works
MiGman 5
let's leave it at this. it's a D U M B A S S move. emphasis on the DUMBASS
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Gross. FYL
live_and_learn 0
that is why soap was invented. you'll be alright.
fkjiwefakris 0
Ewww
ryki_bloom 0
Yuck! Seriously! But - I think that you should have noticed. Plastic bags feel different than poop. YDI for being an idiot.
ms_nobody 0
I agree with you...plastic and poo feel very different! if this is nt made up then this guy is a real dumb.
soherewegoagain 0
Yeah plastic and poo do feel different, but to know what they feel like you have to have it on your hand..so until she actually got shit on her hand she wouldn't know ...did you even think before you commented?
ryki_bloom 0
Yeah, but she had the bag in her hand before she "attempted" to pick it up. She would of noticed a difference quite quickly.
soherewegoagain 0
yeah but it wouldn't matter cause she would still have shit on her hand..you said poo and plastic feel different well how would she know its poo unless she actually touches it? and then it will be too late :)
twist_n_shout 0
Ok well plastic bags feel different than air. I'm surprised she didn't feel her hand rip through the plastic before she came in contat with poop.
oliviax3 0
Thats disscusting FYL.
cosmiccharlie 0
spelling disgusting like that is what is really disgusting.
ILIKETOTROLL 0
stop talking like a nerd or you're gonna get beat up. ^
ukiekid619 0
hahahaahaha enjoy your brownie
shadow_skater_fml 0
ew gross
Forever2204 0
ewwww FYL
mcdougri 0
I think that was my poop.. :O
E3Q 0
Ugh! Sucks for you that was nasty.ewwwwewwwwewwwwewwww Yuck