Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They kept commenting about how cold it was and asked the waitress to turn off the air conditioning. When I got home, I realized the embroidered daisies on my undershirt made it look like I have giant protruding nipples. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, I went to the store to get groceries. After getting all the stuff I need, and was heading towards the checkout point, I heard a baby cry and instantly felt coldness on my shirt. Yes I was lactating, and yes it was noticeable. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
Today, I went out to a store. I didn't have a bra on under my shirt, but some stranger offered to buy me one, because she didn't like the fact that my nipples were hard, and her husband was able to see them. FML
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JolynnConley8 0
at least your faimly was nice enough to do that without embarrassing you
werzal 5
Getting VERY sick of this FIRST Bull Sh*t! Who really gives a flying F*ck If your FIRST OR FIFTIETH!
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Bla4zor 0
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yeah!! first to comment!!! ::DD:D: FYL
Zhejan 0
Haha, now this is a funny, realistic FML! Not like the other 90% of fake FMLs here
0neiric 0
lololololol Fyl rofl and why would you wear a shirt like that? it seems like something you'd have noticed at first glance
IMTHEGREATEST 0
if she didn't I would have
missmurderx 8
I don't understand how this happens. it's called a padded bra? you should know better.
jhgfd 18
the shirt was over the bra therefore making it look like it was her nipples
2gether4ever 0
why the hell does this have anything to do with turning down the ac?
luvdatglitter 0
42, nipples get hard in the cold
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
41 u idiot it was the shirt making it look like her nipples were hard, a padded bra wouldn't have done anything
sovietkiwi 0
I do not find this difficult to ********** to
kyuhyunn 0
WTF is a bra gonna do, when it was a shirt?
v1kt4r 13
nice.....
lenasaur 0
Hahahaha FYL
YUMmMm 0
haha FAIL XD
Alexis2742 31
There's a button for that.
JolynnConley8 0
at least your faimly was nice enough to do that without embarrassing you
lenasaur 0
yeah, thats true
embark 0
yeah but why would the family just straight up say "your nips are poppin out"
Mischief109 11
^ mine would... But then again my sister used to run after me in Walmart yelling out asking what size boobs I have so I can get a bra...
GoldenGut_fml 0
Lmao! Too cold? You shoulda got that OP!
werzal 5
Getting VERY sick of this FIRST Bull Sh*t! Who really gives a flying F*ck If your FIRST OR FIFTIETH!
xbaybehh 0
I agree with all my heart.
FPsLife 5
You seem to care... a lot...
evilbrent 0
am also getting sick of people getting sick of it. just let someone say 'first' then get over it.
8trickster8 0
Do you really think they care that they're first? They do it because of the reactions like this. It's funny watching people get so upset over something so trivial.
redbluegreen 41
I think the real reason many people get upset, is we all want somewhat intelligent people on the sites we go to. Stupid people bring us down. It's also a lot like excessive swearing; An excuse for a poor vocabulary.
werzal 5
I agree with #19 & #21... When you read 30FML stories and 29 of the comments start with FIRST I know I just want to shut the site down... Intelligence is the way to go!
velocraptor 0
LMFAO I had to read this twice to get it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awwww your family was very considerate :)
lisaloise 3
I don't get it >_< what is this about?
demitheleopard 8
#23: They thought her nipples were sticking out because it was cold, instead of it just being the shirt.
pleasedonttellme 0
Oh that's embarassing Your family should have told you
Nissi 17
XD. FYL indeed.
DoveOrHawk 5
You kinda deserved it though.. do you have a full length mirror? :P But hey, you also deserved it if you didn't get the hint from them repeatedly saying it was COLD. :3
ndawgg 6
I don't think it's a YDI if she didn't notice them mentioning how cold it was. Most of my family will mention it until they go get a jacket or turn up the heat.