Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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lesb_lv 0
Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"
GloomySkyz 0
3 way? xD
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secretlysappho 0
I can see both sides of the equation. On one hand, LGBT people face routine harassment simply for walking down the street. Attractive lesbians are frequently subjected to catcalls from ignorant men who think "lesbian" means "hasn't been introduced to his superlative ****." So while her response was disproportionate, asshats like #126, who suggest that she be "put in her place"--a stunningly straightforward piece of misogyny and homophobia--may help the skeptical understand the woman's lashing out. On the other hand, I completely understand the OP's point of view. When I was first coming out (I'm a very straight-looking femme) I was fascinated by lesbian couples who were bold enough to show their affection in public. I try now never to assume a stare is malicious. Also, who among us doesn't look twice at someone or something beautiful? One of the loveliest women I have ever seen was a seventy-something, beatifically confident woman with large, tortoise-lidded green eyes and long hair in a coiled braid. I also love seeing beautiful children, gorgeous flowers, and happy couples. Beauty is universally appealing.
yesbutnotyou 0
why didn't you tell her that?
Superhero_Girl 0
That lady had good intentions but wow.
were_giraffe 2
you should have told them that heh i bet it's not what they expected to hear anyway
Dragonmouth 4
She should be the one writing an FML, not you.
italiatinkerbell 0
hey i can sympathize with u but i know what must have been going on in her head.. creepy stalkers+angry religious people+racists...at least that's what goes through my head when someone starts staring at me and my girl..but then again if it was a girl staring i think we'd at least be polite...>
4zn 0
you should of told em ..
KingCorn 0
If you had told them with tears in your eyes, and ran away crying, they would be the ones posting this on FML.
huakalakalookie 0
I completely understand you on this one! I am a lesbian too and sometimes find myself looking at lesbian couples when I see them in public (not always because I think they are hot, but just because I think it's cute when I see other people being themselves!) and I am always afraid that they are going to get mad and think that I am staring at them in a bad way or that I am gwaking at them! If I was you I would have just told them they were hot tho, they would have been flattered and felt stupid! Sorry you were yelled at tho!
dingleberrybop 0
i'm pretty sure all three of you guys had a grand time after she found out you were checking her out..