screwedupkid
Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JackAttack
United States
Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML
hylianprincess
United States
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Amanda
United States
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Jack
Asheville, United States
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML
ughh
United States
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Anonymous
United States
ED much?
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
today
Denver, United States
You OK mom?
Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML
Bekah
United States
Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks for the support!
Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML
Top comments
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Successfully living with screwed up people? Isn't that by doctor Phil?
mozeltov 7
Hey now, everyone is screwed up in their own little way
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Comments (58)
eman1972 4
Birds of a feather, flock together.
lovepandorasaver 11
Love the updated picture
OHai15 12
Is it by Stephenie Meyer? Because I think she should be the last one making a book like that after that stunt she pulled with Twilight......
MidnaLink 35
what stunt...?
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
I need that book.
Vixen_Vicious 4
I'd love that. I'd take it as a compliment.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Ha! That reminds me of a similar experience I had when I was a teenager. I was in a bookstore with my mom and pointed out a book called " No, its not your imagination, your teenager really is crazy" or something like that only to be informed she already had the book and I was the reason she bought it.
Esha_Jay 3
Ha! I wonder who made her pop.
deyona 0
My mom has that book too...fml
buttercup2012 0
I have that book too !
lyssalovesyou 0
EVERYONE has issues! It's impossible to live with people who aren't screwed up...