screwedupkid
Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JackAttack
United States
Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML
hylianprincess
United States
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Amanda
United States
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Jack
Asheville, United States
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML
ughh
United States
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Anonymous
United States
ED much?
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
today
Denver, United States
You OK mom?
Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML
Bekah
United States
Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks for the support!
Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Successfully living with screwed up people? Isn't that by doctor Phil?
mozeltov 7
Hey now, everyone is screwed up in their own little way
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Comments (58)
rubberduckie94 13
Oh well, screwed up people make life more interesting. It is just knowing not to let their antics bother you. I should write a book.
Trisha_aus 15
We all need that book
kayla_ann0o 9
Maybe you could get it too and start a book club with the whole family.
tony1891 22
now you know what NOT to get her for mother's day. always a bright side to everything. =D
SkyBirdy 5
Nipple.
LadyGore 12
Usually a screwed up child is the result of bad parenting. So really, it's a slap in HER face.
perdix 31
When you point one finger, you've got three pointing back at yourself ;)
perdix 31
Genius!
kennedyboopants 1
Ha
sonicgreg 12
She has the book because she is a space alien from the future, and she knew you'd point it out. Consider getting a blood test.
rattusrattus 19
A book everyone needs!