stitchesgirl12
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
stitchesgirl12 tells us more.
OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.
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thedevilspawn 21
Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?
The_Avatar 22
You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot
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Squygm 7
Fiber is your friend.
clairesucks 37
Where were the stitches?
sailorarctic 22
are you the same one that had the mishap with the fence and had to get stitches in your vajayjay?
stitchesgirl12 10
OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.
uchihadesendent 14
Well at least you can joke about this and say you have a ****** too.
bellzie20 6
Those must be shitty stitches
sstahpp 33
Dude. No.
catherine_thanks 6
I would use the Americanism "this sucks ass", but contrary I think it blows.
NathanTheJuggalo 7
That is so ******* nasty xD Hope you're okay!
BiancaRachelle 4
I sincerely hope you're not the same person that needed stitches in her ****** from a fence
MaNameJeff 6
Did these stitches come to by while trying to climb a fence?
poisonedmadness 5
Wait a minute are you the same person who got stitches on their ****** from jumping over a fence cause you're both from Canada and holy shit Canada is a crazy place.