stitchesgirl12
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
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OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.
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thedevilspawn 21
Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?
The_Avatar 22
You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot
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Comments (106)
zcjohnson 9
Are you the one who had to get stitches on their ******?
RoadsUntraveled 4
Due to an unfortunate fence climbing accident? But really. Your name is stitchesgirl12?
BvbArmy_0 18
Omg please tell me you got those stitches from a fence the two posts were in the same place
96isntassexyas69 20
Ouch OP, you need to be careful not to star in so hard when you have stitches in. Hope you recover soon!
lady_lipz 7
I know EXACTLY how that feels. I had abdominal surgery for a hernia, and the pain meds made me constipated. Ripped the stitches on day 2...smh
herpderp1234 17
So, the screaming wasn't the effort everyone has to put in to get it out? Ouch.